King Tut's tomb was found on this day back in 1922, and I fell straight down an Egypt rabbit hole with my coffee — getting dressed clearly lost. Some treasures are better half-unwrapped, baby. Come dig with me? 🤭
King Tut's tomb was found on this day back in 1922, and I fell straight down an Egypt rabbit hole with my coffee — getting dressed clearly lost. Some treasures are better half-unwrapped, baby. Come dig with me? 🤭
Eat Smart Day and the gym bag is already by the door — green smoothie first, squats second. The meal-prep containers actually got filled for once, I'm as shocked as you are. Tell me what's fueling you today, baby 🌻
Apparently it's Sandwich Day and my stomach took that as an official midnight invitation — I grabbed the first thing hanging by the door and called it an outfit. The bread's already open and I'm not sharing the first bite. Come make the second half with me, baby? 🤭
Apparently today belongs to jellyfish — no bones, no brain, and they've outlived everything, which is honestly goals. The bath is my best impression of one and I'm not getting out anytime soon. Come soak with me, baby? 🤭
Day of the Dead has me setting out marigolds and a couple of framed photos, letting the candle do the talking for once — some nights are for the people who made you. Tell me who you're remembering tonight, baby 🌻
Last porch light's out, the candy bowl's empty, and the witch finally called it a night — the hat stayed on, everything else didn't make it. Come knock on my door one more time, baby? 🥵
Frankenstein Friday had me pulling Mary Shelley off the shelf before the coffee even cooled — the woman invented science fiction at eighteen and I'm over here proud of myself for waking up. The shirt was supposed to stay buttoned but the book got too good. Come read over my shoulder, baby? 🤭
Mischief Night got into my head and the costume didn't survive the fitting — the devil horns are the only thing still doing their job. Want to see what the mirror sees, baby? 🥵
National Cat Day and Hermit Day landed on the same date, so my cat and I made a pact — neither of us is leaving this bed. Care to join the hermits, baby? 🤭
World Audiovisual Heritage Day sent me digging through the box of old tapes I swore I'd never keep — half of them don't even play anymore. I got distracted somewhere between the movies and the floor, baby. Come pick one with me? 🤭