I may not be a stand-up comic, but at least my pose is funny enough to make you smile… or at least confused 😅
I may not be a stand-up comic, but at least my pose is funny enough to make you smile… or at least confused 😅
I spent way too long picking this outfit and now I’m just sitting here looking like a walking earth-toned abstract painting 🤷♀️
I looked like a total pro with my two laptops and arms crossed like this, but honestly I was just scrolling memes in my underwear 😅 Tough crowd for the 'prod...
I threw on my pink cardigan and a backwards cap because looking cute while pretending I don't care is my favorite hobby 😏
I’m wearing a yellow hoodie like I’m trying to be the sun, but honestly I’m more like a flickering desk lamp that gives you hope and then burns out 😂🌞
I'm not a barista but I'm holding coffee like I own the place 😅☕️
I’m not a teddy bear but I can still hug you with this leather jacket if you promise not to make me tell another dad joke.
I found this teddy bear in my jacket pocket and now we're best friends — or at least I am, he's still just stuffing.
Caught mid-thought with my mouth open, but no joke landed because I forgot the punchline, and now I’m just sitting here like a confused potato in a yellow ho...
I woke up like this, except I forgot to put on shoes and now I’m doing a barefoot pose of pure confusion.