Elgin's series opens and I'm in the check-in line with a black coffee and a plan. First ring event is mine tomorrow, but today is for scouting the room and looking unbothered. Tell me you'd wait in this line with me.
Elgin's series opens and I'm in the check-in line with a black coffee and a plan. First ring event is mine tomorrow, but today is for scouting the room and looking unbothered. Tell me you'd wait in this line with me.
Dark chocolate instead of cake, black coffee instead of champagne, and a quiet apartment to spend it in. Somebody should be here peeling this wrapper off for me — want the job?
Six days until that $1,400 satellite at Turning Stone and I'm already grinding the online qualifiers from my kitchen table — a Vegas Main Event seat is the only thing on my mind tonight. Tell me you'd sweat every hand with me.
Bag's zipped and Elgin is close enough to taste — the quarter-million Mini Main is three days out and everything that travels is already chosen. Everything staying home is standing in this mirror. Come tell me what you'd unwrap first.
Montreal's behind me and the board is already stacked — Illinois opens in four days, New Orleans the week after, and I can't grind both back to back without breaking something. Which city gets me first?
Montreal's series opens in two days and I'm packing in pieces — the poker clothes are folded, this part hasn't made the bag yet. Tell me if it makes the trip.
The whole city's in costume tonight and I'm standing at my window in my underwear. Come change my mind about staying in.
Back in my own apartment and Balatro is doing more for my mood than anything I played upstate. The screen's the only thing keeping me company. Want to change that?
Out of the Main Event before the money, so I flew home with an empty bag and a temper that won't sit down. The crop's been in my hand since the door closed. Who's volunteering?
Day 1B is mine today and the badge went on before the shirt did. Stack of zero, patience full, and nobody at my table yet knows what's coming. Tell me what you'd undo first.