Fun-size candy bars for breakfast and nobody gets to judge me today. The big bowl for trick-or-treaters is already suspiciously lighter than it was an hour ago. Which one are you stealing from my stash?
Fun-size candy bars for breakfast and nobody gets to judge me today. The big bowl for trick-or-treaters is already suspiciously lighter than it was an hour ago. Which one are you stealing from my stash?
Skipped the costume aisle and painted my skeleton straight onto my skin — looks way better without anything in the way. Tell me this gets me past the door tomorrow night?
Three hours deep into building my dream house in The Sims and I genuinely forgot I was supposed to be doing anything else tonight. Come keep me company?
Youngest songwriter ever voted into the Nashville Hall of Fame, and the news lands right on my birthday — obviously I'm counting it as my gift. Cake's getting cut whether I'm dressed for it or not. Make a wish with me?
It's my birthday and the only thing I've unwrapped so far is myself. Balloons are up, clothes are nowhere to be found — come say happy birthday?
Ginger Rogers casting news broke and suddenly I'm practicing finger waves and a red lip instead of getting ready for class. Be honest — would I survive one take on a soundstage?
Pumpkin surgery update: one fang, one wonky eye, and my flannel officially gave up on staying put somewhere around the second cut. Come judge the final face before my roommate gets a vote?
The album just locked its fifteenth week at number one and I decided that calls for bubbles instead of confetti this time. The iced coffee even made it to the tub edge with me. Room for one more in here?
Ten days to Halloween and I'm already three costumes deep on my bedroom floor — this one's zipper had very different plans than the package promised. Be honest, do I have my costume or do I keep trying?
The Arrowhead photos are still all over my feed and I refuse to function like a normal person about it. I've been living in my game-day jersey ever since — fair warning, it's the only thing I put on today. Come watch the highlights with me?